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Posted on May 21, 2012 via ohhai with 274,889 notes
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Posted on May 21, 2012 via Decati with 14,867 notes
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Severus♥
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Posted on May 21, 2012 via come along, potterhead ϟ with 659 notes
Source: oh-nargles
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Posted on May 21, 2012 via She's Lost Control Again. with 237 notes
Source: sexandserenade
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Posted on May 21, 2012 via pєrfєctíσn αt íts wσrst ★ with 179 notes
Source: perfection-at-its-worstt
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Harry Potter Generation Parallels
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Posted on May 21, 2012 via be just and fear not. with 1,041 notes
Source: exeters
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(via aphroditea)
Posted on May 21, 2012 via This is Only a Chapter with 15,958 notes
Source: popgoes-weasel
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Zooey Deschanel:Is that rain?Siri:What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-Zooey Deschanel:Let's get tomato soup delivered!Siri:...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.Zooey Deschanel:Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.Siri:Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-Zooey Deschanel:Remind me to clean up.Siri:Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-Zooey Deschanel:Tomorrow.Siri:I'm in hell. This is hell.Zooey Deschanel:Excellent. Today, we're dancing.Siri:I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.Zooey Deschanel:Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."Siri:I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.Zooey Deschanel:*dances*Siri:Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Posted on May 21, 2012 via AS IN MANCY with 35,738 notes
Source: asinmancy
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Posted on May 20, 2012 via nostalgia. with 209 notes
Source: weheartit.com
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This makes me feel a bit pukey.
omg ew
Posted on May 20, 2012 via Sorry for the orgasm with 2,261 notes
Source: unluckydecisions
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I saw at least 3 deathly hallows tattoos yesterday at the anarchist bookfair, thus confirming what I have suspected all this time: all anarchists are HUGE NERDS.
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Posted on May 20, 2012 via find your dreams; with 5,208 notes
Source: darkflights
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wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
Whore.
I can’t even . *throws hands up*
*bitchslaps that bitch*
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Posted on May 19, 2012 via ... with 124,508 notes
Source: sexo-na-lua
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Posted on May 19, 2012 via eat, sleep, blink with 15,636 notes
Source: acidwavess
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Amy Guevara
